and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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