Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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