Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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