see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Swine flu is the new snow day.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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