the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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