Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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