woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Randomize
