We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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