what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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