Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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