My brain says no but my pants say off.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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