So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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