No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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