we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
its not stalking. its research.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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