So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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