I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
