Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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