Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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