people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Come on in and take your pants off
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