I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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