I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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