Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
