You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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