Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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