omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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