He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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