But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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