i may or may not be watching the land before time
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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