This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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