yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my sisters under your porch take her home
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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