can u get pink eye on your cock?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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