if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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