Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize