Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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