in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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