rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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