There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
