not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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