you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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