My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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