i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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