i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Randomize
