Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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