I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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