Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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