Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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