When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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