worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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