new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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