Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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