in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Of course I have a pirate flag
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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