Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
