I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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