Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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