please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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